BEHOLD! Here lies an exclusive interview with Celestia Primrose, the webmistress of this site. Have you ever wanted to know about her hobbies? Her motivations? Her all-encompassing, soul-crushing, abyssal despair? Well, then look no further!
Miss Celestia, thank you for agreeing to this chat.
oh, the pleasure is all mine, dear interviewer!
Tell us, Miss Celestia, about why you chose 'celcat' as the name for your website.
it's... it's honestly quite silly. but if you must insist: back when i still used to be an active and contributing member of the DuckTales fandom on Wattpad, i used to go by Celestia Primrose. it's a pseudonym that i use just as interchangeably as my real name, Tia C███████████, and i have grown quite fond of it. sue me for being childish, i guess. i'd grown tired of being called "Celestia" at some point and that, coupled with my frenzied obsession with Cat Noir (from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir) and all things feline, blossomed into a new nickname, 'Celescatia Purrimrose'.
of course, 'Celescatia' doesn't nearly flow as well as 'Celestia' does and i soon abandoned adopting that as my new psudonym.
over the years, i've had more than a dozen pseudonyms (some of them more permanent than others), but Celestia is the one that is the oldest. i'm not going to lie and say that Celestia is the most "authentic" presentation of myself online, because she's not. she is a sanitized, toned-down picture-perfect avatar and represents the most part of me that i am willing to give up to the general public. that being said, i think it's fitting that a name my twelve-year-old self came up with still lives on through this website. what better way to represent the best of me than the way my younger self saw herself? i think she'd be proud to see Celestia as she exists now.
Interesting... Could you actually answer the question now?
sorry! i get really carried away at times!! anyhoo, i would have gone with just Celestia as the name for this website but it isn't unique enough. plenty of people out there name themselves Celestia (though not one except for me has the surname 'Primrose' to go along with it!) but not plenty of people out there would name themselves Celescatia. it's quite cringe. and while i love birds to the point where i'd die for a sparrow now, i still have a soft spot for kitties. and celbirb doesn't flow as well as celcat does, doesn't it?
You seem to focus an awful lot on how words 'flow'. Why's that?
etymology is pretty interesting! and i always want that when i write something down, the reader must be able to rattle it off smoothly and not stutter because of my clunky phrasing. tis embarrasing as an author when you stumble over your own sentences! and i don't want my readers to suffer the same pains as i have just because i've sacrificed readability for sounding fancy or seeming more intelligible than i actually am.
What is your favorite word, then? You seem like a well-read someone.
hah! i'm not well-read by any means. simply consuming words at a rapid-fire pace does not make one well-read, and i haven't read nearly enough classical literature to think of myself as such. i haven't even read Pride and Prejudice yet, sooo... i don't qualify! my favorite word also isn't in english. english is three dozen languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be respectable anyways, and every english word that i have loved has always had a better word that it had been derived from. check it out in the 'favorites' column to the side!
actor: Mads Mikkelsen and/or Tom Hiddleston. i honestly can't pick one!! (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) also David Tennant and Robert Pattinson
actress: Jennifer Lawrence, Zendaya (i unironically think that she's an amazing actress and is hindered by being typecast into literally everything), and Scarlet Johansson
animal: felines! any and all, but i will always have a soft spot for tigers
animation style: 2.5d paint-looking (think Arcane and Puss in Boots: The Last Wish), cel-shaded anime and cartoons, and stuff like Soviet-era cut-out (i don't know what else to call it) films. honorary mention to the fluid and inconsistent Hazbin Hotel pilot
anime: Chainsaw Man S1 and Jujutsu Kaisen S3
anime movie: Look Back (2024)
art style: a mix of chaotic linework and handpainting. also when traditional artists make their work look like it was digitally made. not to forget hyperrealism when it comes to mundane objects that are NOT human.
band: none for now, sorry
beverage: Chocolate Milk flavored Smoodh. i can get high off of it
birb family: corvids! any and all of them
birb species: Pyrrhura molinae, a.k.a. the naughty green-cheek conure:3
book (series): the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer is, in my opinion, one of the finest YA novels of all time. honorary mention to literally any single one of Enid Blyton's series, the entirety of Geronimo Stilton and its myriad spin-offs (the Thea sisters were my babies), and the Hercule Poirot series by the Queen of Crime
book (single): And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie, hands down
cold drink: ganna juice (sorry, Mother, but i don't ask the guys to make it iceless for me)
color: Tiffany blue (#81D8D0)
day: June 21, because it's one of the equinoxes
dessert: any pastry from Deliure, or those double choco chip cookies from Theobroma
dinosaur species: the Tryannosaurus Rex (this one's on you, JJ;)
film score: Shortening of the Way from Dune, composed by Hans Zimmer
fruit: Hapus mangoes, because duh?! but also persimmons
game (open world): Genshin Impact
game (rhythm): Project Sekai, a.k.a., Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage
game (visual novel): Doki Doki Literature Club
Ghibli film: Arietty
holiday: May 14, Pi Day
hot drink: ...alcohol?
karaoke song: Skyfall (or Rolling in the Deep) by Adele if i'm forced to go the English route, but Odo or Readymade by Ado if i have the freedom to screech:)
language: Koine Greek
manga: Uzumaki by Junji Ito
month: i don't have a favorite month, somehow
movie (animated): DON'T MAKE ME PICKKK!! but if i HAD to pick one, for now it's The Wild Robot (2024) from Dreamworks
movie (live-action): the Dune trilogy (2021-2026) by Denis Villenuve
Odyssey translation: Daniel Mendelssohn (2025)
pattern: polka dots
planet: that one vacation planet in Miles: From Tomorrowland, else Caladan from the Dune books by Frank Herbert
podcast: The Magnus Archives. i still gotta finish it...
programming language: CSS (cascading style sheets)
quote: "I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." — Isaac Newton
scent: petrichor. also vanilla, old books, and ink
season: as much as i hate the cold, winters
song: Gakkou o yasunda hi no koto (the first song here!) by Kikuo, or Ponkotsu ningyou no uta by KikuoHana if we're talking non-vocaloid
sound effect: TV static
TV show: Hannibal (2013)
western animation: DuckTales 2017, and Infinity Train if we consider miniseries
word: homophrosyne (pronounced ho-mo-fro-see-knee, not ho-mo-fro-seen)
youtube channel: TheMysteryofGF